Jaelius

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Jaelius is a sexy man who deserves alllllll the pussy in the world. He is a munch and will eat it for lunch. He's sweet and will buy you flowers then later give you that D.

"I want myself a Jaelius!"

Jaelius by iamamuch5life February 11, 2023

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Jaelise

A beautiful, smart, and caring girl. Jaelise is a very kind person. She loves to laugh but keeps everything to herself. She easily makes friends and keeps them. She is very artistic and creative. She is often defined as beautiful, pretty, cute, smart, adorable, creative, and litt. If you don’t have a Jaelise, go get one!

Jaelise is so much fun to be around.
Jaelise is so pretty.

Jaelise by truth_teller_no_lies_01 March 5, 2018

Related Words

Jaelius • Jaelise • jalius • jelius • Juelius • Orange Joelius • Jae'Lissa • Jaeli

jaelis

A beautiful, helpful, creative, happy women who can help with almost anything she loves to think ahead and likes to use her head

Jaelis / She can be your bestfriend or girlfriend's but she will always be caring

jaelis by Boggy^_^ March 21, 2020

Juelius

If you ever meet a Juelius you are so luck because there is only one Juelius. He is the most loyalist and trust worthy of anyone. He is a athlete always great at sports. Juelius is a Genius always finishes at the top of his class. They take care of there own. Overall Juelius is a once in a life time type of person

Juelius favorite subject is always math

Juelius by Rising All Stars August 31, 2018

jelius

when you can’t spell jealous

kyra was jelius of people having sex

jelius by jelius August 4, 2021

jalius

White man with rizz who's slightly gay

You see that white guy pulling all them hoes? He gotta be a jalius

jalius by qlorux May 11, 2023

Orange Joelius

The legendary homemade beverage produced when a man named Joe inserts fresh oranges into his rectum and vigorously clenches to extract the juice directly from his ass. The end result is a warm, pulp-filled citrus drink with questionable sourcing.

Dude showed up to the party with a pitcher of Orange Joelius and everyone lost their shit. Brunch will never be the same

Orange Joelius by GaboonViper2026 March 27, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026