Definitions by GaboonViper2026

Orange Joelius

The legendary homemade beverage produced when a man named Joe inserts fresh oranges into his rectum and vigorously clenches to extract the juice directly from his ass. The end result is a warm, pulp-filled citrus drink with questionable sourcing.

Dude showed up to the party with a pitcher of Orange Joelius and everyone lost their shit. Brunch will never be the same

Orange Joelius by GaboonViper2026 March 27, 2026

Orange Joelius

The legendary homemade beverage produced when a man named Joe inserts fresh oranges into his rectum and vigorously clenches to extract the juice directly from his ass. The end result is a warm, pulp-filled citrus drink with questionable sourcing. Example: “Dude showed up to the party with a pitcher of Orange Joelius and everyone lost their shit. Brunch will never be the same.

“She asked for fresh-squeezed orange juice… so I gave her the Orange Joelius special. She hasn’t texted back since.”

Orange Joelius by GaboonViper2026 March 27, 2026