Jade Penis 

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

Jade Penis by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017

Jalepenis

A penis that belongs to a guy so hot you can still feel its effects the next morning .

Wow that's huge !you have a jalepenis . Gonna feel the sting in the morning !'

Jalepenis by Icechick May 23, 2017

Jalepenis

When you cut open a hot pepper and rub it against your penis, then proceed to fuck a bitch.

I gave Sally the Jalepenis last night, I lit that shit on fire!

Jalepenis by Junkwillslityou October 28, 2010

Jalepeñis

When your girl eat jalapeños and then goes down on you, so it start to sting a lil

“Babe I think you gave me Jalepeñis eating them jalapeños. my wee wee is kinda tingly”

Jalepeñis by pkitty575 January 5, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019