Jade Penis 

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

Jade Penis by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017

Jalepenis

A penis that belongs to a guy so hot you can still feel its effects the next morning .

Wow that's huge !you have a jalepenis . Gonna feel the sting in the morning !'

Jalepenis by Icechick May 23, 2017

Jalepenis

When you cut open a hot pepper and rub it against your penis, then proceed to fuck a bitch.

I gave Sally the Jalepenis last night, I lit that shit on fire!

Jalepenis by Junkwillslityou October 28, 2010

Jalepeñis

When your girl eat jalapeños and then goes down on you, so it start to sting a lil

“Babe I think you gave me Jalepeñis eating them jalapeños. my wee wee is kinda tingly”

Jalepeñis by pkitty575 January 5, 2026