Jade Penis

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'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

Jade Penis by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017

Words you can keep

Jalepenis

A penis that belongs to a guy so hot you can still feel its effects the next morning .

Wow that's huge !you have a jalepenis . Gonna feel the sting in the morning !'

Jalepenis by Icechick May 23, 2017

Related Words

Jade Penis • Jalepenis • Jade • Jade Puget • Jade Goody • jade west • Jade Harley • Jade Ko • jade monkey • Jade Dragon

Jalepenis

When you cut open a hot pepper and rub it against your penis, then proceed to fuck a bitch.

I gave Sally the Jalepenis last night, I lit that shit on fire!

Jalepenis by Junkwillslityou October 28, 2010

Jalepeñis

When your girl eat jalapeños and then goes down on you, so it start to sting a lil

“Babe I think you gave me Jalepeñis eating them jalapeños. my wee wee is kinda tingly”

Jalepeñis by pkitty575 January 5, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026