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Jacock is a word that connects to an old school friend which had cock on his head and his original name was jakob.
Hey Jacock hows jo schlong head doin?
Jacock by Anonnymos_100110 October 13, 2021
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Jamockin 

pertains to a person that is hideous, beastial, ugly, monstrous. a way to describe someone that is so ugly that they combine all of ugly words togther.
Did you see what Jessica wearing?? She looked like a big jamockin in that dress.
Jamockin by RennRenn July 15, 2009
An erotic hot tub used for sexual pleasures
Keenen invited Kenzie to his jacooki to show her a good time ;)
Jacooki by Sir__Awesome October 9, 2016
A person who talks Jamaican slang intermixed with cockney sayings. Constantly switches from a cockney to Jamaican accent.
Example of Jamockney "Alright geezer, what a gwan ?"
Jamockney by Venomm October 6, 2012
(n): Referring to the african american people; People who smell awful.
That Jamock just ate the whole watermelon before he paid.
That Jamock smells worse then my b-hole.

Guľôčka v jamôčke 

This is a thing that was made by fucking slovakians and it's their only weapon i swear to god
SK PERSON: OH LOL YOU CANT SAY GUĽÔČKA V JAMÔČKE LMAOO
literally anyone else: fuck off
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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