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JacobDinkelman 

A slightly evolved niglet who jerks off to gay Asian porn since their small chides remind them of their old $5 sucky sucky job.
That wiglet is such a fking JacobDinkelman

Jacobian 

1. A mathematical transform involving partial derivatives in college vector calculus courses.

2. The mortal enemies of the BasILL face that have alliances to Reimann Sums and Laplace Transforms. Syn: Porcelli.

3. Any person, thing, or situation that stops at nothing to slow you down, mess you up, or give you (or any BasILL) random unexpected grief.
"Yo man that 416 forecast was total Jacobian"
hahah I know man the Linux side was all messed up

OR

"Haha how'd you do on that Math230 exam?"
Yo man nothing but tru BasIll on that joint, the Jacobians didn't stand a chance
Jacobian by Carl A. Jacobi April 26, 2006

jacobizing 

when a boy falls in love with a jacobs girl
when i went jacobizing i met a boy in the process
jacobizing by ashley jacobs September 1, 2006

jacobians 

U jacobians have nothing better to do.

Jacobdane 

1. (v.) the act of going after your friends' ex girlfriends or girls your friends are interested in

2. (v.) the act of ditching your friends for a girl you have no emotional attachment to

3. (n.) someone who doesn't care about his friends
"Bro, don't jacobdane. I really like her. Stay out of her inbox"

"You say you're doing laundry but you're really jacobdaning us."

"Don't be a jacobdane. We're supposed to be your friends."
Jacobdane by Lockyisgod May 27, 2017

jacobdaniel 

He is cool and he is a shoe shop and a gamer and cares about about others and nice to people
Jacobdaniel is cool and nice
jacobdaniel by Jacobdaniel December 14, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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