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JacobDinkelman 

A slightly evolved niglet who jerks off to gay Asian porn since their small chides remind them of their old $5 sucky sucky job.
That wiglet is such a fking JacobDinkelman

Jacobian 

1. A mathematical transform involving partial derivatives in college vector calculus courses.

2. The mortal enemies of the BasILL face that have alliances to Reimann Sums and Laplace Transforms. Syn: Porcelli.

3. Any person, thing, or situation that stops at nothing to slow you down, mess you up, or give you (or any BasILL) random unexpected grief.
"Yo man that 416 forecast was total Jacobian"
hahah I know man the Linux side was all messed up

OR

"Haha how'd you do on that Math230 exam?"
Yo man nothing but tru BasIll on that joint, the Jacobians didn't stand a chance
Jacobian by Carl A. Jacobi April 26, 2006

jacobizing 

when a boy falls in love with a jacobs girl
when i went jacobizing i met a boy in the process
jacobizing by ashley jacobs September 1, 2006

jacobians 

U jacobians have nothing better to do.

Jacobdane 

1. (v.) the act of going after your friends' ex girlfriends or girls your friends are interested in

2. (v.) the act of ditching your friends for a girl you have no emotional attachment to

3. (n.) someone who doesn't care about his friends
"Bro, don't jacobdane. I really like her. Stay out of her inbox"

"You say you're doing laundry but you're really jacobdaning us."

"Don't be a jacobdane. We're supposed to be your friends."
Jacobdane by Lockyisgod May 27, 2017

jacobdaniel 

He is cool and he is a shoe shop and a gamer and cares about about others and nice to people
Jacobdaniel is cool and nice
jacobdaniel by Jacobdaniel December 14, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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