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Jacobdane

1. (v.) the act of going after your friends' ex girlfriends or girls your friends are interested in

2. (v.) the act of ditching your friends for a girl you have no emotional attachment to

3. (n.) someone who doesn't care about his friends
"Bro, don't jacobdane. I really like her. Stay out of her inbox"

"You say you're doing laundry but you're really jacobdaning us."

"Don't be a jacobdane. We're supposed to be your friends."
by Lockyisgod May 27, 2017
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Jacobsened

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements
“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”
by Woogy77 August 18, 2013
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JacobDinkelman

A slightly evolved niglet who jerks off to gay Asian porn since their small chides remind them of their old $5 sucky sucky job.
That wiglet is such a fking JacobDinkelman
by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 3, 2016
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Jacobian

1. A mathematical transform involving partial derivatives in college vector calculus courses.

2. The mortal enemies of the BasILL face that have alliances to Reimann Sums and Laplace Transforms. Syn: Porcelli.

3. Any person, thing, or situation that stops at nothing to slow you down, mess you up, or give you (or any BasILL) random unexpected grief.
"Yo man that 416 forecast was total Jacobian"
hahah I know man the Linux side was all messed up

OR

"Haha how'd you do on that Math230 exam?"
Yo man nothing but tru BasIll on that joint, the Jacobians didn't stand a chance
by Carl A. Jacobi April 26, 2006
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Jacobdun16

Jacobdun16 makes good video
by Jacobdun16 May 15, 2020
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jacobpavedtheway

My favorite mutual is jacobpavedtheway
by Alyssa Robins July 14, 2021
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Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.
Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."
by kdwilco September 21, 2013
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