Jacobdane 

1. (v.) the act of going after your friends' ex girlfriends or girls your friends are interested in

2. (v.) the act of ditching your friends for a girl you have no emotional attachment to

3. (n.) someone who doesn't care about his friends

"Bro, don't jacobdane. I really like her. Stay out of her inbox"

"You say you're doing laundry but you're really jacobdaning us."

"Don't be a jacobdane. We're supposed to be your friends."

Jacobdane by Lockyisgod May 27, 2017

Jacobsened 

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements

“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”

Jacobsened by Woogy77 August 18, 2013

JacobDinkelman 

A slightly evolved niglet who jerks off to gay Asian porn since their small chides remind them of their old $5 sucky sucky job.

That wiglet is such a fking JacobDinkelman

JacobDinkelman by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 3, 2016

Jacobian 

1. A mathematical transform involving partial derivatives in college vector calculus courses.

2. The mortal enemies of the BasILL face that have alliances to Reimann Sums and Laplace Transforms. Syn: Porcelli.

3. Any person, thing, or situation that stops at nothing to slow you down, mess you up, or give you (or any BasILL) random unexpected grief.

"Yo man that 416 forecast was total Jacobian"
hahah I know man the Linux side was all messed up

OR

"Haha how'd you do on that Math230 exam?"
Yo man nothing but tru BasIll on that joint, the Jacobians didn't stand a chance

Jacobian by Carl A. Jacobi April 26, 2006

Jacobdun16 

A youtuber originally from Missouri

Jacobdun16 makes good video

Jacobdun16 by Jacobdun16 May 15, 2020

jacobpavedtheway

biggest jacob bae stan on tt

My favorite mutual is jacobpavedtheway

jacobpavedtheway by Alyssa Robins July 14, 2021

Jacobean chair leg 

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

Jacobean chair leg by kdwilco September 21, 2013