Jacob Sartourious

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N. The final stage of cancer In a person, or their singing.

Man, he was like Jacob Sartourious out there. He shouldn't have gone to a kareoke bar.

Jacob Sartourious by Dictionary.com/urban August 14, 2016

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Jacob Sartourious

THE CrINgieSt guy in the cringe hall of fame, LOOK HIM UP

OMG IS THAT A FRIKIN JACOB SARTOURIOUS WALLPAPER I GOTTA GET IT

O O F O H Y E A H J A C O B, R I G H T, T H E R E

Jacob Sartourious by MemeNstuff February 19, 2019

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jacob sartorious syndrome

When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.

I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!

jacob sartorious syndrome by ZREX May 31, 2016

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jacob sartorious

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

jacob sartorious by troll238 July 25, 2019

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jacob sartorious

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

jacob sartorious by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016

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Jacob Sartorious's

ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”

Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe

Jacob Sartorious's by koopsilon July 17, 2018

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Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

Jacob sartorius by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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