Wallpaper

A person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; Something invisible

-"That girl is so boring. I felt like I was going to pass out listening to her talk."
~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."

by justaquickfix February 08, 2010

Wallpapered

In relationship to alcohol intoxication. Wallpapered falls after plastered.

"Wow... that guy is totally wallpapered." Referring to the man hunched over the curb, hurling his guts out.

by Ashe Faelsdon May 12, 2010

Wallpaper

It's paper. On the walls. Do you really need a definition for this?

My house has Mickey Mouse wallpaper. Got a problem wit' dat?

by Paul Newman February 08, 2004

Wallpaper

When a guy orgasms while wearing pants. Results in the fabric being stuck to his leg.
Primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.

I spent $300 at the strip club and all I got was a nice wallpapering.

by Char Plassen April 12, 2011

Wallpaper

A paper thin booger that clings to the inside of your nostril.

Timmy picked his nose today and tore down some wallpaper.

by Munpuppy July 11, 2008

Wallpaper

When describing something or someone, if they are 'wallpaper' they not the art on the walls, they are more like the wall paper. You would not get interesting wallpaper, because you cant change it if you get sick of it, so you get something neutral, simple, uneventful.

I liked their first album, but the rest have been just wallpaper.

by RastusOxide January 17, 2014

wallpaper

When you get a blow job and blow your load on the girls face then take her hair and push it into previously dropped load.

When I wallpapered that hoe, she had one hell of a time trting to peel her hair back!

by Dirty 1 November 18, 2003