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Jaco Pastorius 

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.
Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.
Jaco Pastorius by alex June 24, 2003
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Jaco Pastorius 

Except he didn't produce This is This, Sportin' Life, Domino Theory, OR Procession, because they were the four albums made after he died.
Jaco Pastorius by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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Jaco Pastorius 

Is a terrible, yet very famous bass player, known mainly for playing with the band Weather Report in the 70's and 80's.

A typical bass solo for Jaco would be him hitting random notes on his bass guitar, rarely in the same key. He would slap his fingers all around the fretboard, not knowing what he was doing, because he was constantly strung out on heroin, crack-cocaine and other illicit substances. All-in-all, Jaco's solos were a Charlie Foxtrot

These mockeries that Jaco called solos, would make any real musician extremely angry, yet the average un-educated Jaco fan would listen to his terrible solos and think he is ... "experimental" and actually knows how to play bass, when in truth, he did not.

Jaco died in 1987 probably because he took too many drugs, because he was retarded. He deserved it. He was a stain on the musical community and all real musicians are happy he's gone.
Hi, I'm Jaco Pastorius, I'm gonna slap some random noises on my bass and get paid ridiculously well for it.
Jaco Pastorius by Real Bass Player February 3, 2010

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026