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Jackstand 

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.
"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."
Jackstand by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

the autozone jackstands 

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.
I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

[kick] it off the jackstands 

To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party
I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work

jackyhand 

A devil above god.
Jackyhand like Jesus.
jackyhand by around you forever November 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026