Jackytan 

Lookin' real tan and ripped,

:leans over in class:
Bro1: "bro your lookin jackytan today"
:looks at self:
Bro2:"bro, thanks bro"

Jackytan by chadbrochill23435 January 31, 2010

Jackstand 

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.

"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."

Jackstand by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

the autozone jackstands 

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.

I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

the autozone jackstands by Sadie Enward Jr. November 10, 2021

[kick] it off the jackstands 

To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party

I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work

[kick] it off the jackstands by Rodney Wingfield October 22, 2004

jackyhand 

A devil above god.

Jackyhand like Jesus.

jackyhand by around you forever November 21, 2021

Detroit Jackstand(s)

Primary: When a vehicle or object is propped up/supported by anything except for the correct tool (like a jackstand).

Secondary: Used when a vehicle has had its wheels/rims stolen and is left on blocks or other items.

"I was driving past my buddy's place and saw his car on Detroit Jackstand(s); he is gonna be pissed."

"My project car has been sitting for so long I put it on some Detroit Jackstands so I could use my good stands at work."

Detroit Jackstand(s) by Jack Standard August 4, 2026