Jackloaf 

A non-cliche variant on the common jack-off or jagoff. Also a substitute for 'douchebag'

So he made life miserable for everyone here, then whined through the entire process of being fired, then said he hated his job and was already looking for another one anyway. What a jackloaf...

Jackloaf by mnamna1 January 4, 2011

jackload 

Something in such a large quantity that it could only be acquired through jacking.

Man thats a jackload of CD Players!

jackload by Jake Jacobs November 19, 2004