A non-cliche variant on the common jack-off or jagoff. Also a substitute for 'douchebag'
So he made life miserable for everyone here, then whined through the entire process of being fired, then said he hated his job and was already looking for another one anyway. What a jackloaf...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'