jackload

Something in such a large quantity that it could only be acquired through jacking.

Man thats a jackload of CD Players!

by Jake Jacobs November 19, 2004

jacklord

Verb meaning to cause an organization to fail, typically in a spectacularly inept and often morally corrupt manner.

Origin comes from the phrase 'jack the lord', which had an anecdotal meaning relating to doing something morally wrong on a grand scale.

After jacklording the contributions to his church, the pastor drove off in his new Ferarri.

Who would have thought that the board of directors could be so stupid as to jacklord their own company?

Sure it was my first time running an organization, but I didn't think I would jacklord us into bankruptcy.

by Navitardina November 2, 2009

Jackloaf

A non-cliche variant on the common jack-off or jagoff. Also a substitute for 'douchebag'

So he made life miserable for everyone here, then whined through the entire process of being fired, then said he hated his job and was already looking for another one anyway. What a jackloaf...

by mnamna1 January 4, 2011

Jackaloado

To eJACKulate a large amount - or 'loado' - into someones face whilst screaming in ecstacy

I'm going to Jackaloado in your face you ungrateful slut!

by Jack Low June 4, 2010