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Jackie Chu

Asian who has eyes so slant he cant see shit. Very Asian. Best teacher. Great at math. Funny af.
Jackie Chu : Herro
John: Do you mean hello?
Jackie Chu : correct me one mo ffuucckking time i eat yo doggy.
by ThatOneFunnyDude December 20, 2018
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Junior: ok I’m going to ask Jackie Chu if the sun is a planet
Cody: IT’S NOT A PLANET IDIOT!!!
Jackie Chu: Aww I so Asian, I can’t see a ting.
by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019
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A SuperMarioLogan character, he has a PhD in calculus (carcurus), is very asian so his eyes are so slant he can't see a thing.
Jackie Chu: Oh, herro (hello) Crass! (class) I'm Jackie.
by yeboydoom May 31, 2018
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Jakie Chu

U DUMB AS SHIT

An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.
Jakie Chu: JAKIE CHU WHAT R U DOING HERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CORREGE
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry
by Maddycute21 January 19, 2019
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Jakie Chu

U DUMB AS SHIT

An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.
Jakie Chu: JAKIE CHU WHAT R U DOING HERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CORREGE
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry
by Maddycute21 January 19, 2019
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jackiechang

Your personal ninja- like a hybrid Data from The Goonies/Jackie Chan/yes man /best buddy
Chris is a JackieChang by my side and is like a personal Swiss army knife!
by Acmeusa December 29, 2018
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