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Jackie Chu

An Asian teacher from super Mario Logan
Junior: ok I’m going to ask Jackie Chu if the sun is a planet
Cody: IT’S NOT A PLANET IDIOT!!!
Jackie Chu: Aww I so Asian, I can’t see a ting.
Jackie Chu by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

jackie chu

A SuperMarioLogan character, he has a PhD in calculus (carcurus), is very asian so his eyes are so slant he can't see a thing.
Jackie Chu: Oh, herro (hello) Crass! (class) I'm Jackie.
jackie chu by yeboydoom May 31, 2018
U DUMB AS SHIT

An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.
Jakie Chu: JAKIE CHU WHAT R U DOING HERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CORREGE
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry
Jakie Chu by Maddycute21 January 19, 2019
U DUMB AS SHIT

An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.
Jakie Chu: JAKIE CHU WHAT R U DOING HERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CORREGE
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry
Jakie Chu by Maddycute21 January 19, 2019

jackiechang 

Your personal ninja- like a hybrid Data from The Goonies/Jackie Chan/yes man /best buddy
Chris is a JackieChang by my side and is like a personal Swiss army knife!
jackiechang by Acmeusa December 29, 2018
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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