Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits

by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023

Jackshitter

Someone who enjoys jacking off at the same time as taking a shit. Usually a guy named Ketan.

I was watching porn while on the pot.

I couldn't help but jackshit..

When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..

by Jayjay May 3, 2014

jackshit

nothing

i ant doin jackshit dude

by Knighty July 12, 2003

jackshit

A common word used in place of nothing.

dude he ain't nothing but jackshit.

by bbbeastly September 29, 2008

Jackshit Pollock

(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."

by Ms_TaySti8 November 19, 2015

Jackshitting

Genuinely doing "jack shit" all day. "Jackshitting" is often referred to as "procrastinating", but procrastinating implies you actually have something to do, while you jackshit without having to have a life.

Susie: "James you wanna go paint drying?"
James: "Nah, I'm okay. I think I'll just jackshit here on the couch."
Susie: *sigh* "You're always jackshitting about."

by BritishTeaCup August 7, 2014

Jackshitpoo

A Jack Russel Shih Tzu Poodle breed.

My dog is a Jackshitpoo.

by Forrest Fyre January 20, 2023