Jack shits
Jack shits by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023
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Jackshitter
I was watching porn while on the pot.
I couldn't help but jackshit..
When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..
I couldn't help but jackshit..
When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..
Jackshitter by Jayjay May 3, 2014
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Jackshit Pollock
(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."
Jackshit Pollock by Ms_TaySti8 November 19, 2015
Jackshitting
Genuinely doing "jack shit" all day. "Jackshitting" is often referred to as "[procrastinating", but [procrastinating implies you actually have something to do, while you jackshit without having to have a life.
Susie: "James you wanna go paint drying?"
James: "Nah, I'm okay. I think I'll just jackshit here on the couch."
Susie: *sigh* "You're always jackshitting about."
James: "Nah, I'm okay. I think I'll just jackshit here on the couch."
Susie: *sigh* "You're always jackshitting about."
Jackshitting by BritishTeaCup August 7, 2014
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