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Jack n' Jack 

Masturbating while eating food from Jack in the Box (preferably those shitty tacos.)
James: Hey bro, you doing anything this Saturday?
Julio: Probably gonna get baked and then Jack n' Jack.
Jack n' Jack by SlapShaft February 4, 2017
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Wrap-N-Jack 

When you masturbate in the shower while watching porn on your phone wraped in a sandwhich bag.
My wife walked in on me while I was cranking out a Wrap-N-Jack.
Wrap-N-Jack by neednottoknow December 13, 2010

jack'n-danny

A lady's fury-cup, originally from the cockney rhyming slang for 'fanny'. (it should be noted that to the English the fanny is a beaver not an arse.)
'Christ, she'd had a Brazilian on her Jack'n-Danny!'
jack'n-danny by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009

Jack'n and Jill'n 

Self masturbation while your masturbating arm is interlocked with a partner who is also self masturbating.
It's not gay when you're Jack'n and Jill'n.

Jack'n and Jill'n is like a {dutch rudder}, but you don't need to wait your turn.

jack n the box 

The best place to get food when you got the munchies know to people who blaze due to the fact most are open 24 hours a day and commercials are known to advertise to that audience
(guy 1) Damn bro im hella faded off that blunt I gots the munchies like a mutha fucka now.
(guy 2) Fuck it lets hit up jack n the box
jack n the box by TulaCounty November 19, 2007

Jack-n-Jill Party 

A masturbation event which includes male and female participants engaging in solo and/or mutual manual sexual stimulation.
Dude! Ronda went out of her way to give each guy a handjob at last night's Jack-n-Jill party.
Jack-n-Jill Party by drplastic December 16, 2008

jack n' nap 

To jack off only to be followed by a nice relaxing nap, for a euphoric sensation.
Yeah, I came home yesterday pretty beat, so I just jack n' napped it off.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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