The bass player of the Dead Weather, Greenhornes, Raconteurs, and also plays banjo in Blanche. He currently has a beard and a photographer for a wife. He also has the vocals of a dying angel and is the only one welcome to magical bassland. He is way above our league that we are not worthy to even lie our lips upon his holy bare ass cheeks. He is thy savior and everyone shall bow down to his geeky little ass.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.