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tongue jack fart box 

the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay
I want to tongue jack fart box

Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"

Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"

Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"
tongue jack fart box by Brian, winona September 20, 2009

Fart-Jack 

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.
"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".
Fart-Jack by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018

Fart-jack 

The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.
I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
Fart-jack by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017

jack farting 

Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit
*Football team messing around*
Coach: STOP JACK FARTING AROUND!
jack farting by Speed6 March 16, 2016
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026