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Jack Ruby 

While engaging in missionary sex the male pulls out and shoots his load onto the stomach of the woman. Named after the man who killed Lee Harvey Oswald (JFK's assassin) by shooting him in the stomach in the basement of the Dallas Police Headquarters.
I was totally banging LaQweefa last night but since I didn't have a rubber I had to give her the ol' Jack Ruby.
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jack ruby 

The man who shot Lee Harvey Oswald (who supposedly assassinated JFK). He was a club owner, and involved in the mafia.
"Jack Ruby was tried and convicted of Murder with Malice."
jack ruby by maria ongpin September 5, 2004

Jack Ruby 

(v) the act of ambushing a person and shooting them with a fire arm at close range, typically resulting in the death of the person shot
I wish someone would Jack Ruby that sicko that is claiming he killed Jon Bennet Ramsey.
Jack Ruby by Joe>> September 13, 2008

Jack Ruby 

The Guy Who Shot Lee Harvey Oswald and Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK
Jack Ruby(Exacuted)
Jack Ruby by Seagulls Of Satan!!! October 9, 2008

Jack Ruby'd

When a person commits murder and then dies of cancer.
Remember that one time last year when that one guy got Jack Ruby'd?

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026