jack of clubs

Cockney rhyming slang to call someone a moron. Jack of clubs is a card and card rhymes with tard.

Oi! Fix your mince pies on the jack of clubs who spilled a britney on his adams.

jack of clubs by Capt. Spankee Magoo June 22, 2009

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Jack of Clubs

An idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.

'What are you doing! You jack of clubs!'

Jack of Clubs by El Chadders October 18, 2007

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Jack Of Clubs

Is a gay/bi male of any race who exclusively bottoms for Hispanic/Latino men. This is typically for those who are into being sexually dominated through raceplay.

Reyes: I heard you love big fat Hispanic c**ks, is it true you’re a Jack of Clubs?

Timothy: Yea baby you bet I am, I just think Latinos are so sexy. Give me that donkey **** of yours papi

Jack Of Clubs by Chavibaby October 9, 2022

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You Jack Of Clubs

Some Steps On Your Foot You Say What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs

Vince: I Need A Remedy For Anxiety

Naboo: Here Have This (naboo blows dust in his face)

Vince: What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs I Asked For A Remedy Not Fucking Pixie Dust In My Face!

You Jack Of Clubs by Ray-Ray Floogle May 22, 2008

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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