Jack Monkey 

For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.

Getcho self over here and get some red kool-aid, you jack monkey!

Jack Monkey by Ginger DixonGlitz March 21, 2009

jack monkey 

someone with no patience who laughs at things that really aren't funny at all. they are also beautiful and adorable.

yea shes a total jack monkey. she hung up on me after 3 seconds of me being away from the phone. shes real cute though.

jack monkey by dabl February 25, 2008

jack-monkey 

A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.

"hey, isn't Barcelona a country...?"

"NO, you damn JACK-MONKEY!!"

jack-monkey by Bat-gump June 24, 2006

jack money bean

when your dog has a boner and he can’t get rid of it

“Yo my dog has a jack money bean”

jack money bean by madison b October 22, 2020

Jack "Money Longer" Dudley

A kid with lots of money and a longer peen

I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.

Jack "Money Longer" Dudley by tsmoneylonger July 18, 2022

JackMonkey 

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007

jackamonkey 

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

jackamonkey by Paul September 7, 2004