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jackastic 

Adjective form of the commonly used noun "jackass."

A passive-aggressive insult.

Usually used in situations and settings where swearing or blue language is not allowed, like corporate boardrooms, church, the family dinner table, etc.

Often allows speaker to call someone a jackass without the recipient of the insult even realizing what they are being called. Allows for a two-pronged verbal attack: 1) recipient is labled a jackass, 2) recipient suffers the embarrassment of being called a word that sounds like they should know the definition of, but don't. It this context, jackastic is a passive aggressive word.
I appreciate your passion for this quarter's sales results, Bob, but if you could save jackastic observations for the Q & A segment, we would all appreciate it.

Does the fact that you got cut from the cheerleading squad again explain why you are being so jackastic today?
jackastic by the sarcastic wordsmith December 31, 2004

Jackasstic 

Jack-ass-tic
Adv. Adj.
1. A snide description of an action or event that lacks legitimacy.
(Legitimacy as pertaining to the feelings of the person issuing the comment)

2. Sharp disapproval of ones actions, affiliations, opinions, beliefs or rhetoric.

also: Jack-ass-tic-ly
That class was jackassticly long.

The free masons are a jackastic organization.

Denial that CO2 emissions are responsible for global warming is jackasstic.

Harris county is jackassticly overpopulated.

Jackasstic 

Using sarcasm in an overtly apparent manner. Usually to your friends. Displaying extreme ignorance and using sarcasm to cover it up.
Ex: You are so jackasstic when you talk about Star Trek.

Ex: My old roomate constantly makes jackasstic comments about things he does not know.
Jackasstic by sfreud October 6, 2011

jackassical 

1. The act of being a jackass or jackass-like.
2. extreme
That quiz was jackassically difficult
jackassical by J.M.M June 6, 2005

Jackasstically 

Of or pertaining to performing an action with intent to be a sarcastic jackass.
The were a bunch of people praising Trump, so I jackasstically shared a gif calling them bootlickers.
Jackasstically by Dick Nuttin November 4, 2020

Jackasstic 

someone who tries to hard to be funny and shocking
Steven is a jackasstic person.
Jackasstic by ZPhreak February 2, 2022