(Noun) A slang term coined by an Amtrak employee for a location in the middle of nowhere, fully called 'Jabumbafuck, Nowhere USA.'
"Ibhave no signal. For me it's primarily because I'm rolling through East Jabumbafuck, Nowhere USA."
"I'm somewhere between Podunk and Jabumbafuck, Indiana right now."
"I'm somewhere between Podunk and Jabumbafuck, Indiana right now."
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He just bought a house down in South Jabumfuck, so fuck if I'll ever make it out to see his new place.
Sorry it took so long, Mr. Incopetence here couldn't find a big enough parking space for his gas guzzler, so we ended up parking in Jabumfuck.
Sorry it took so long, Mr. Incopetence here couldn't find a big enough parking space for his gas guzzler, so we ended up parking in Jabumfuck.
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