Jabumbafuck 

(Noun) A slang term coined by an Amtrak employee for a location in the middle of nowhere, fully called 'Jabumbafuck, Nowhere USA.'

"Ibhave no signal. For me it's primarily because I'm rolling through East Jabumbafuck, Nowhere USA."

"I'm somewhere between Podunk and Jabumbafuck, Indiana right now."

Jabumbafuck by aRatFlail April 24, 2014

jabumfuck 

Jabumfuck is the hypothetical name given to any city, town, or place that is located out in the middle of nowhere. It is also known as BFE (pronounced B.F.E.), which stands for Beyond Fucking Everything, or Bum Fuck Egypt, or Butt Fuck Egypt, depending on your mood. Out in jabumfuck, you often have to drive over an hour to get to any sort of civilization, and people born in Jabumfuck often never get the chance to leave. Many small colleges are also located in Jabumfuck, as are crazy hippies that live on farms, or your sceptica, conspiracy theorist relatives that you never visit, because they live in Jabumfuck.

He just bought a house down in South Jabumfuck, so fuck if I'll ever make it out to see his new place.

Sorry it took so long, Mr. Incopetence here couldn't find a big enough parking space for his gas guzzler, so we ended up parking in Jabumfuck.

jabumfuck by talomally June 21, 2009

east jabumblefuck 

What you say when describing someones location. Synonyms: jabip, boondocks, boonies etc.

It will take a while to get there, he lives in east jabumblefuck.

east jabumblefuck by Tyler +_+ March 17, 2005

Jabumblefuck 

When you are stung in the ass by a bee, later shit, and honey comes out.

I got my limited edition blowup doll out of my closet. But i got jabumblefucked when i brought it outside.

Jabumblefuck by Ohwowthatskool April 27, 2009

jibumbafucked 

FUCKED UP SHIT

1) That girls face was jibumbafucked after I skull fucked her last night.
2) That was jibumbafucked dude.
3) That margaritaville blender is jibumbafucked mother fucker.

jibumbafucked by whoamiii April 25, 2009