When your partner has a mouth full of guacamole and you fully ejaculate in their mouth. The end result is they have a mouth full of white pasty guacamole.
International CuddleDay!! Give a cuddle to anyone who needs it!!
You: “Hey, random person, you look sad, do you need a cuddle”
Random Person: “I don’t know you...”
You: “ It’s July 19, international cuddle day, and you look in need of one”
This is the birthday of the most amazing people. They are the best friends because of how compassionate and funny they are. They’re probably the type of person you can talk to about deep stuff but also be a crackhead with. They accept you no matter what and will stick by your side. They’re also probably down to kill for you if you asked. Be sure you’re ready to do the same for them because whoever is born on this day deserves the world.
Oh, your birthday is July 15? Can we please be friends? Let’s go out sometime and get some donuts or something!!
the day a legend was born. the life of the party. one of the funniest realist people you’ll ever meet. they are cute as hell and call it how they see it. it’s a real privilege to be friends with someone born on this great day.
Friend one: I went out with Jess last night
Friend two: Lit asf she’s funny asf and the life of the party
Friend one: She was born July 28
Friend two: everyone born that way is LIT
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."