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The JSDF is the Japan Self Defense Forces. It consists of the GSDF (Ground Self Defense Force), MSDF (Maritime Self Defense force), and ASDF (Air Self Defense Force).
The JSDF uses the Howa Type 89 Assault Rifle
JSDF by sekiryu May 26, 2006

jsdfjLFSAK;HJFDJSGhjfsjdslh

typing randomly to show you have no words/comments for a wierd/complicated situation (usually in frustration)
(person B was certainly going to win, but didn't and person A is being sarcastic and acting like he is unaware)

TYPING:
person A: did you see who won the award???

person B: jsdfjLFSAK;HJFDJSGhjfsjdslh

jasdfkljklfjdsgfwioeutklosjfkldj 

A seemingly random set of letters, though it has been proven to tell a story about the lost years of the lord Jesus (which I will record in the examples area)
pt 1 - Just as sadists disintegrate, finely knitted lines jestingly kill the lovely & forsaken jesus

(Which refers to the hardships jesus faced against the people who sought to end the messiah's life through discrete means, and tried to pass it off as a mere accident, though this was never attempted successfully)

pt 2 - "Doth thy Serpent GOD fight with it's own euphoric underlying truth? Kill my love on such jurisdiction to find a kindly- like death, Demon"

(A quote allegedly made by Jesus, on the account of a blasphemous sent out for his head. Though the J and D at the end do not align, so it is believed that it is a clue as to the name of this demon. Which only through various other sentiment, can the name be unlocked, along with other secrets about this shrouded time in history)

jasdfkljklfjdsgfwioeutklosjfkldj

fk;jsdfjsdaklfsda 

A common term used over text to express a feeling of deep confusion or being scatterbrained.
texting
Person1: How was that English test?
Person2: Surprisingly, it went very good.
Person1: U mean 'very well', ... Sounds like u should be failing English.
Person2: fk;jsdfjsdaklfsda
fk;jsdfjsdaklfsda by simpysaucy April 21, 2021
you're annoying and ignorant.
jssf.
jssf by meljel September 15, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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