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"That's a nice pair of Joardies"
Joardies by Fitz.Chuck January 27, 2010
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Usually the name of a Scandinavian male. How to tell someone is a Joar is by their huge schlong and care-free personality. Usually into climbing or other adventure sports, but doesn't brag about it.
Person 1: Did you see that guy's dick bulge? What the hell!
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Joar.
Joarder is a dank m8 who can snipe. His balls are so big and he can manage there sizes. He has enough semen to flood every school in every district. Joarder can make your bitch choke on his big balls. His balls are the volume of all the nuclear bombs in the universe.
" How did u feel during the fire drill m8?" Michel Millker stated
"dank, but my balls just dropped. I was scared I was gonna flood the school with my semen. good thing Iwas wearing diapers m8" Joarder said
" Joarder wtf?" Faggot stated.
Joarder by Not big balls 50 December 6, 2017
Lying about going to bed; tricking people into thinking you're sleeping.
"dude, have you been joaring it lately?"
Joaring by Vossie September 14, 2021
Oh shit! The boss is coming, his name must be Joar. Is very popular around hot chicks and loves to play with their feelings.
Joar by Arba6969 February 26, 2020
Joaris is a really nice person to hang around with. They are really nice and caring! You must stay with them at all costs because they are funny. Joaris is usually a really tall person and they love to dance! Be careful to not hurt her feelings or else... Not that many people are named Joaris, and this is a really rare and unique name. She would make a really good friend amd great companion.
Joaris!!!!
joaris by OldDiapersForYou December 2, 2020
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