3 definitions by A guy that tries to be funny

Joar

Usually the name of a Scandinavian male. How to tell someone is a Joar is by their huge schlong and care-free personality. Usually into climbing or other adventure sports, but doesn't brag about it.

Person 1: Did you see that guy's dick bulge? What the hell!
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Joar.

by A guy that tries to be funny December 5, 2019

Tommy Wiseau

The greatest human being who has ever lived. He directed, wrote, produced and starred in one of the greatest movies of our generation. Every single scene in the movie has a deeper meaning. This shows that Tommy is a true genius. He watched Rick and Morty before it was even a thing

-Have you seen Tommy Wiseau?
-No, he is probably working on an amazing movie

by A guy that tries to be funny January 18, 2018

Gheissar

A Gheissar is a sexual experience where a man inserths his tongue into the womans mouth and her finger into her anus. If the man succesfully lifts the woman using his tongue he must marry her cause she is the chosen one.

-Ey sup bro i gave her the Gheissar.
-Wow did u lift her up
-Yes would you like to be my best man

by A guy that tries to be funny May 19, 2017