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when you pour juice into a women’s vagina and make her cum juice all over the walls
Her “ come jousa me”
Him “ ok”
Her “ OMG this is a huge mess”
JOUSA by Gheoncr October 13, 2018
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They are the most beautiful, sexy, and smart girls. They’re independent and don’t like asking people for shit. Have a curvy shape, great in bed, and make people jealous. Jossa is trust worthy and love helping others. They always get into a love triangle and get into situations they can’t get their self out of. And most likely keep their life private even if they have a lot. And one more thing is that they keep a lot of secret.(There is so much things about them that others can’t figure)
Look at Jossa she so goddamn fine.
Jossa by Whythelookhun November 17, 2018
Related Words
JOUSA Jousan Jou Sadd Josalynn Josa josalyn Josafat Josua Jocsan joksan

JonSandman Disease 

Yelling in a YouTube video for seemingly no reason, in a click bait fashion.
"Why are you yelling?!"

"Sorry, it's like a tick that comes out of nowhere. It's called JonSandman disease."

Jossalin 

Jossalin's are very talented,playful, always wanting to help anyone out, smart, comical one of the best people in the world ,happy about life.BEAUTIFUL, but also stubborn as all
I love having a Jossalin around!
Jossalin by bubblegirl February 3, 2010
Beautiful woman with a big heart. Is fascinated with sharp objects. Comedian. Extremely smart and wise . Very strong in every way . Most likely to get away with murder .
Josalyn is a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.
josalyn by Lauren Lee December 21, 2016
the most beautiful girl alive and she is very pretty,sexy,loves clothes, nice, leader,cute,hottie, a model
joumana can easily can get annoyed or pissed by kids. she is very rare and when anyone sees her falls in love with her. she gets treated like a queen even though she dosnt ask to be treated that way.
boy 1: OMG DID U SEE JOUMANA WALK PAST US SHES SUCH A HOTTIE
boy 2: *faints*
joumana by Xqueen_xX November 23, 2016

Jouhayna 

Jouhayna.

A BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, KIND-HEARTED AND LOVING SOUL. She's outgoing, hilarious, creative and protective over her loved ones. The funniest friend. The strongest friend. The boujee friend. The type to deliver you homemade pies when you're feeling down. The friend who won't sleep until she knows you're okay. The one who has a mad playlist on spotify. The one who will make the playlist for every party and add your suggested songs into it even if your music taste is trash cos she knows we will skip over it when we're dancing anyway. Every single snapchat she sends is screenshot-worthy. Your camera roll is full of her. She always knows what to say. She's the light in your dark world. Her mind is complex and that fascinates you. She's full of love and gives a piece of it to everyone she meets. A soulmate for life.

Don't ever lose a Jouhayna in your life. There's only 1 in 7.53 billion.
"Wow did you see what that millionaire Victoria Secret Givency Gucci Louis Vuitton model was wearing the other day?"
"Yes! That outfit was such a Jouhayna!"
Jouhayna by fromthefuture3000 June 19, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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