Josh M 

A smelly Annoying know it all who always has the highest grade in the
Class. Smells all of the time because he has not yet invested in Deodorant.
He's obsessed with video game and final fantasy and had more a.d.d than a 3 year old
that drank 5 mountain dews. He sits at home all Day long and has no human contact for
5 hours. Probably going live with his mom till he’s 50.

Josh M(to erik): can i borrow your final fantasy game?

Satin:Metcalf Stfu! your just a smelly little loser that stays at home all day long and plays video games. that why you never had and never will have a girfiend.

Erik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL!
Tom: BURN!!!!!!!!

Josh M by Tom1234567890 November 5, 2008

Josh M 

A loving man who is very patient wonderful and thoughtful. Joshua is sweet, kind, wonderful, smart, amazing, handsome and very very patient. He loves his friends and his family deeply and he cares about anyone. He is very forgiving and amazing. He has wonderful hair chubby cheeks that make his smile wonderful and a beautiful smile. He has amazing eyes that you will fall deep into. He is a great friend and a wonderful boyfriend who always makes time for you and spoils you even though you tell him you don't need it. Joshua is a wonderful person and you will never ever want to lose him.

Joshua is a great person and a great friend.
Josh M. is amazing.

Josh M by a_raz July 19, 2019

Josh M 

a person with a huge ass cock

“WOW! Josh M has such a amazing cock!”

Josh M by amazingflibberwiber December 24, 2020

Josh M 

Twat.

Josh M is a Twat.

Josh M by Josh lover 123 November 30, 2022

Josh M. 

God.

Josh M. is God

Josh M. by kwenflnwekfnw December 3, 2017

No I'm Josh 

Use this when you are uncomfortable and are unsure how to answer

"Are you high?" "No I'm Josh"

No I'm Josh by Golden Toe Henney October 23, 2018

Josh minute

Approximately 18 seconds; used for those too lazy and impatient to wait a full minute for something to occur.

"How long does it take for this hot pocket to cool down?"

"Just give it a Josh minute, I'm sure it'll be fine by then."

Josh minute by HorseWithAStapler August 25, 2013