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pronounced: jai·ree·nuh

Belongs to a rare breed of minions, with an insatiable love of bananas and pootatohhhs.

A Jairene puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Known as a "bawse", a Jairene is typically a female, quick to anger and yell "I hate youuuu"!

With a rare talent of making up silly words (usually with sexual connotations) Jairenes are also commonly too attractive for their own good.
Person 1: Hey, how was your new day at work?
Person 2: Terrible, I have a really mean bozz...
Person 1: Oh, so you got a Jairene...

Person 1: I need a nickname, any ideas
Person 2: How about "walking orgasm"?
Person 1: (facepalm).. you just did a Jairene..
jairene by (emo) December 7, 2012
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A girl who is perfect in every way. She has georgous dark hair and mysterious brown eyes. She has a beautiful hourglass figure and often has a boyfriend. The name Jirene is given to people who are kind and sweet to others. She is very friendly and easy to get along with. Amazing personality. That's why she has lots of friends who all think she's georgous! To see her smile is like having the sun shine bright. Jirene get straight As, have an awesome sense of humor, are kind to everyone, and are adorable. Jirene is talented, an amazing dancer who love music. She has the most amazing dark wavy hair and mysteries eyes. She can be hard to read at times but don't worry she is very trust worthy. She is smart, hard working, and a all around good person. She is also a friend to the four legged furry creatures! She's a very charismatic girl with a big heart. The only flaw with Jirene is that she will never see these things in herself. She's very depressed and insecure.
Person 1: "Jirene, how are you so smart?"

Jirene: "Im not even that smart!"

Person 1: "You're pretty, too!"

Jirene: "You're prettier than I am!"
Jirene by ubnd August 20, 2019
1. it is something that makes you laugh to the point of where you want to piss your pants.
2. Its basically the same as saying LMFAO!
I hate Valetines Day!

Why dude?

Because it is so dur dee dur dur dur and mushy stuff makes me want to vomit.

OMG! dude, that is so JORENE!
Jorene by Domenica Catizone February 7, 2010

Jiréné 

An intelligent,courageous,creative,gifted, passionate, beautiful woman, she is the definition of strength.
Jiréné, is a good characteristic every young lady should take on in their lives.

She is Jiréné.
Jiréné by Jire ne November 23, 2021
jorenee is the baddest bitch on this mf planet
Jorenee by shjssjs November 21, 2023
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