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jobey 

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To maliciously cut out a small part of a conversation (cut video, cropped screenshot) to make it look like a person said or did something they didn't. In other words, a specific type of no-context clip/image presented as proof and meant to mislead.
Sarah: Did really say that rape shouldn't be criminalized? You're a monster!
Steve: No..?
Sarah: I have proof, don't lie to me! We can't have psychopaths like you running around!
*Sarah sends screenshot*
Steve: Oh. Someone jobied that. I can send you the full conversation if you want. I actually was arguing how rape is a serious crime and shouldn't be compared to internet flirting.
Sarah: You're a liar!
*Steve sends screenshots*
Sarah: Oh, I feel dumb now. Why would someone do that?!

Jack: I don't approve of gay or transgender, because of my religion.
John: The Bible tells you to love thy brother and judge not, lest ye be judged. You can jobey it to say anything you want to, but don't put words in God's mouth.
jobey by sandikun December 4, 2019
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jobey 

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Hustla, a man who drives around in his jimmy selling drugs and alcohol to high school students in order to claim a small profit.
Jobey's driving around trying to hustle 8th graders so he can get some money to get a spicy chicken sandwich later
jobey by Kevin Thorrez November 24, 2006

Jobey 

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A mythical creature that roams the streets of Jackson. He is not real. He was never born, he has no birth date.
Can you take Jobey to Casablanca, where the arabs don't I.D.?
Jobey by PANKY December 3, 2006

Jobey 

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A wise but playful person, one who definitely gets bored easily, loves to talk, but is only Social to an extent around unfamiliar folks. Has a lot of dark secrets but will never reveal them unless his life was on the line or could find it necessary. Could be one with gaming.
“Jobey is a generally good guy, I don’t see a problem with him really.”
Jobey by The Forgiving One In A Way January 22, 2018

Jibeya 

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Jewelry worn by a woman with long arms.
Person 1: Did you see a ton of jibeya on those woman's arms? It is mesmerizing!

Person 2: Wow! She must have really long arms! Let's just hope she doesn't accidentally scratch you with her jewelry!
Jibeya by TheRealGenji April 13, 2017

Jobey 

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oh that Jobey he's eww
Jobey by jobeyyyygreennnn February 24, 2019
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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