jiz

by nels nels January 14, 2003
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1)man juice
2)when swallowed by woman, known to decrease chances of breast cancer and getting fat.
3)lubricant when wet
4)alternative for superglue when dry
by Diction Ary November 02, 2003
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n. A misguided children's show from the mid 80's about a woman who runs a home for runaway trannies and enjoy giving abortions. She does drugs dealt from an electronic organ in her bedroom and becomes the super singer/abortionist Jiz her band is known as the Mammograms. Some episodes can be found on You Tube.
"Me and my friends are Jiz whores. Jiz! Jiz is my name. Trannies and drag queens doing cocaine. Once you're a Jiz whore you're never the same. Come on, come on, come all over my face. Jiz! Jiz is my name. Jiz!!! "
by Singularity7 March 25, 2010
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Spunk.

Its basicly a shorter word for semen, god knows why people dont just call it cum.
"I just put my hand in your jiz didnt i."

"Yes you did al"
by Sam November 17, 2003
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oh dear i'v got jiz on my face
by Samm h March 26, 2008
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A Gunky white fluid ,also known as cum , that females for some reason like to indulge in and feast upon, Normaly believed to cure wrinkling when in contact with the face, also believed to increase breast size, and have weightloss abilities
1.'Hey theres that chick, i gave a mouth full of "JIZ"'
2.COSMO; "If you want a larger breast size, eat more "JIZ"
3.We all "JIZ'ed" in her eyes and hair.
by lukeekul May 04, 2006
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1)Slang for~ The white liquid that secretes when the penis ejaculates.
2)The liquid known to man as sperm.
3)Submarine boys.
4)A.K.A Tuna
Man o man... There's jiz all over that toilet.(lol)
by Darrel January 28, 2003
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