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jmfcst
A sort of religious crazy. Commonly found in Texas, and a major faction of the Republican Party. A jmfcst will, oddly enough, be strongly attracted to black girls, regardless of age, figure, or personality.
Example 1: "Hey, look at the jmfcst over there, preaching on the corner!"
Example 2: "Damn, I hope no black girls show up. That jmfcst may go wild."
Example 2: "Damn, I hope no black girls show up. That jmfcst may go wild."
jmfcst by Prometheus-Willkie November 8, 2012
JMFC
One of the baddest mother fuckers you will ever meet, niggas wanna be him, haters can’t see him, every trap rap song was written for him.
Dude1–Did you see that dude get thrown out the club last night for throwing too much money on the strippers?
Dude2–What a JMFC!
Dude2–What a JMFC!
JMFC by Slamberjay August 4, 2018
JMFC
An internet acronym for the expletive phrase "Jesus Mother-Fucking Christ!"
A coarser version of JFC.
A coarser version of JFC.
"I crashed my car today."
"Oh no! You alright?"
"I'm fine, but I crashed into a group of pedestrians. I think one of them was killed."
"JFC!"
"Yeah, a little girl in a wheelchair. Doubt she would've survived that.."
"JMFC!"
"Oh no! You alright?"
"I'm fine, but I crashed into a group of pedestrians. I think one of them was killed."
"JFC!"
"Yeah, a little girl in a wheelchair. Doubt she would've survived that.."
"JMFC!"
JMFC by NerdPerfect December 19, 2008
jmfc
jmfc by Angelarm_Katie December 23, 2005
jhmftdc
JHMFTDC = Jesus H. Mother Fucking Tap Dancing Christ. Used when you are so fed up with the idiocy that mere profanity does not express the disgust with the situation and contempt for the people in it.
JHMFTDC, Mike, we've been over this 10 times, and the facts are right there. How do you NOT see that?
jhmftdc by fersnubbery August 12, 2017
JMFCIAS
Abbreviation slang for “Jesus Motherf***ing Christ In A Sidecar”. Used as an interjection to express extreme surprise, irritation or disgust.
A: I don’t see why everybody keeps going on about all the race stuff - didn’t they fix all that back in the 60s?
B: JMFCIAS. Did you eat paint chips as a child?
B: JMFCIAS. Did you eat paint chips as a child?
JMFCIAS by NashvilleMac September 29, 2022
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).