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jmfcst
A sort of religious crazy. Commonly found in Texas, and a major faction of the Republican Party. A jmfcst will, oddly enough, be strongly attracted to black girls, regardless of age, figure, or personality.
Example 1: "Hey, look at the jmfcst over there, preaching on the corner!"
Example 2: "Damn, I hope no black girls show up. That jmfcst may go wild."
Example 2: "Damn, I hope no black girls show up. That jmfcst may go wild."
jmfcst by Prometheus-Willkie November 8, 2012
JMFC
One of the baddest mother fuckers you will ever meet, niggas wanna be him, haters can’t see him, every trap rap song was written for him.
Dude1–Did you see that dude get thrown out the club last night for throwing too much money on the strippers?
Dude2–What a JMFC!
Dude2–What a JMFC!
JMFC by Slamberjay August 4, 2018
JMFC
An internet acronym for the expletive phrase "Jesus Mother-Fucking Christ!"
A coarser version of JFC.
A coarser version of JFC.
"I crashed my car today."
"Oh no! You alright?"
"I'm fine, but I crashed into a group of pedestrians. I think one of them was killed."
"JFC!"
"Yeah, a little girl in a wheelchair. Doubt she would've survived that.."
"JMFC!"
"Oh no! You alright?"
"I'm fine, but I crashed into a group of pedestrians. I think one of them was killed."
"JFC!"
"Yeah, a little girl in a wheelchair. Doubt she would've survived that.."
"JMFC!"
JMFC by NerdPerfect December 19, 2008
jhmftdc
JHMFTDC = Jesus H. Mother Fucking Tap Dancing Christ. Used when you are so fed up with the idiocy that mere profanity does not express the disgust with the situation and contempt for the people in it.
JHMFTDC, Mike, we've been over this 10 times, and the facts are right there. How do you NOT see that?
jhmftdc by fersnubbery August 12, 2017
JMFCIAS
Abbreviation slang for “Jesus Motherf***ing Christ In A Sidecar”. Used as an interjection to express extreme surprise, irritation or disgust.
A: I don’t see why everybody keeps going on about all the race stuff - didn’t they fix all that back in the 60s?
B: JMFCIAS. Did you eat paint chips as a child?
B: JMFCIAS. Did you eat paint chips as a child?
JMFCIAS by NashvilleMac September 29, 2022