JHMFTDC = Jesus H. Mother Fucking Tap Dancing Christ. Used when you are so fed up with the idiocy that mere profanity does not express the disgust with the situation and contempt for the people in it.
JHMFTDC, Mike, we've been over this 10 times, and the facts are right there. How do you NOT see that?
by fersnubbery August 12, 2017
