JD Vance
JD Vance by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024
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JD Vance
A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
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JD VANCE
A young man formerly called Jaymes Dean Irving from St Claire shores Michigan who had sex with the air artist named braydenjaselle and nutted in her and got her pregnant. Rumor has it he is a homosexual who refuses to come out because of his Indian Christian affiliations and he is currently pregnant with a giant sperm that looks like a Deacon from aliens Romulus or Prometheus or some shit it's true. Trust me. He got one nutted in his anus. Right now. That's why he coming out of it when he fuck men orgasms like an alien exosuit creaks or something like sex with a super mutant wearing power armor is how he sound when he cum y'all. Inside aan I mean. When he cum with colored girls then negros he be crying like gone with the wind okay he turn into a southern simple syrup pussy eater.
Man that JD Vance should have shown up and tortured the anus of that girl that Sharlena victim. Instead we get masturbation gay pick up station -quotes gays in the street like Andy Cooper and Andy cohen
JD VANCE by Downlow_Downloader2025 February 2, 2025
JD Vance
JD Vance is the 50th Vice-President of the United States of America. Serving under 47th President Donald J. Trump.
Bro 1: What do you think about JD Vance becoming VP?
Bro 2: it’s good, just so long as he does his job.
Bro 1: JD Vance is a cool guy.
Bro 2: it’s good, just so long as he does his job.
Bro 1: JD Vance is a cool guy.
JD Vance by RealDiamond51 February 9, 2025
jd Vance lawn sign
Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.
jd Vance lawn sign by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024
The JD Vance
When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.
The JD Vance by Don Jr. March 16, 2025
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