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jaymond the hottest human alive, could give you a heart attack by just looking at you.
did you see jaymond, totally lady killer
jaymond by freekill69 October 14, 2018
Words you can keep
Concueror, winner, vanquisher
I love my Jaymond.
JAYMOND by Willkazill August 30, 2017
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He is the most annoying guy you will ever meet and you will regret meeting him. He is not good at hiding who he likes and always shipping people.
Jamie- "Why is Jaymond stealing my phone???"
Jaymond by J_;-;_M December 12, 2022
JayMoney is a 20 year old from Atlanta Georgia who is living his best life. He’s a future auto mechanic, president of the United States, and he will be in yo backyard if you disrespect his name
JayMoney will kick yo white ass if you get him mad
JayMoney by Jay_money_000 May 23, 2021
Sexy beast taming god but he's a fuckboy so you have to be careful or he will break your heart he's very handsome and attractive and falls in love quick so be gentle and kind he doesn't realize he's a fuckboy so you have to try and change that about him he's a misunderstood guy but is still fun to be around and always a head turner
Jaymon is so hot.
I want to marry him.
So do I .
jaymon by Hxhxhxhcgxh July 26, 2016

Jaylonda 

You may think this person is odd when you first meet them, but thats just the trauma talking. This person has been through a lot, but is still the life of the party. There the friend that you want to tell all of your secrets to. But there fucking weird. Like, they say really weird things sometimes. And that ok, because you love them. But they're still amazing. And smexy. Most people want to be there friend. Who wouldn't wanna be this amazingly exotic and interestingly odd persons friend?
"Wow, Jaylonda is such a crackhead!"

"Jaylonda is so pretty!"

"Oh your boyfriend cheated on you? Go talk to Jaylonda!"

"Put the fucking stick down Jaylonda!!"

"Jaylonda is HAWT."
Jaylonda by Apersonwhoneedshelp3000 September 3, 2020
That one fucking dude that you can call when you are fucking drunk to come over and strip for you with his wash board and and muscular head
Damn this party needs strippers call Jamond
jamond by Hurricane jay December 31, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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