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a awesome group who is the awesomest
awesome=jaft
Jaft by a dog named a dog May 25, 2011
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Just Another Fu€king Team
JAFT won their 23rd hockey tournament last week.
JAFT by JAFT Hockey June 29, 2016
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Jaft jafta Jafted JAFTR jafty shaft jaft

shaft jaft 

shaft jaft is another definition of blow job that came to me in a dream
“Ruby just gave that guy a shaft jaft!”
shaft jaft by chcknsandwich December 28, 2021
Term used to describe being excessively drunk or to far gone to drive.
Sorry bro I can come if so Jafted right now
Just Along For The Ride. This is when you are with a group and don't want to be involved in decision making so you give up your vote and are up for whatever everyone else or one person might decide to do.
"Should we go to McDonald's or Wendy's?" "I don't care, I'm JAFTR
JAFTR by twizzler junkie June 1, 2018
Often an asshole who loves my little ponies
That guy is such a jerk, he must be a jafta
jafta by pizzakaaspizza September 7, 2016
Tam Byrne is a right smelly fuckin jafty
jafty by JJBRD89 November 22, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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