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J.K.Rowling 

Well known transphobe who wants credit for putting representation in her books without actually putting much in, saying that characters were gay after the books came out. WHEN IT WASN'T RELEVANT, HELPFUL OR REPRESENTATION - AS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS - AND NOBODY WAS THINKING ABOUT DUMBLEDORE'S SEX LIFE. And naming an Asian character Cho Chang, do I need to explain why that is a problem? Also don't get me started on the house elves.

And on a similar topic STOP SEXUALISING DRACO MALFOY, HE IS A CHILD THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE SERIES IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU ARE A CHILD AS WELL SEXUALISING HIM IS WEIRD AND BAD. YOU CAN HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM (don't know why you would because he calls Hermione a muggle, which in that world is I believe equivalent to the n-word in that universe, which is one of the reasons Hermione should've been black) BUT SEXUALISING HIM, A CHILD, IS GROSS.

Thank you for your time.
Person: J.K.Rowling is a horrible person, who doesn't take criticism and learn.
J.K.Rowling by I.like.women.a.lot October 4, 2020
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J.K Rowling 

Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.
Harry: “The last time you told this story you said you took her home but now you’re saying you ate her ass? Bruh stop J.K Rowling.”
J.K Rowling by BiggePigge69 March 18, 2019

J.K Rowling 

An author who is having trouble cranking out new Harry Potter books.
Damn, he's pulling a J.K Rowling on us.
J.K Rowling by LeonC January 27, 2003

J.K Rowling 

A TERF, aka trans-exclusionary radical feminist.
average terf: trans women aren't women.
person with intelligence: stop you little J.K Rowling .

j.k Rowling 

they are known to be assassins and very hurtless persons, if you hear that name run .
person 1 : i heard that j.k Rowling killed an owl !!!
person 2 : well, i heard that she killed innocent teens .
j.k Rowling by shylittlereader January 3, 2021

j k rowling 

Author of the world-dominating Harry Potter books.

Started living off state benefit in a grotty flat with a love child and ended up being richest, best-selling novelist of all time (probably).
j k rowling by paul raine May 5, 2004

J.K Rowling 

She is the master, not like any sams.
HOW LALuolila J.K Rowling!
J.K Rowling by Hedwig's Revenge August 9, 2018
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