J.G. Wentworth 

This is a douchebag that handles stupid peoples money. He shouldnt be able to handle his own nads, let alone other peoples hard-earned money. This man is the biggest douchbag EVER.

"its my money, and i need it now!" "STFU J.G. Wentworth!!!"

J.G. Wentworth by Zellular February 23, 2009

J.G. Wentworth 

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If you get long term payments but you need cash now.
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J.G. Wentworth
It's my money, and I need it now!

J.G. Wentworth by GainTrain June 2, 2014

JG Wentworth 

The act of secretively taking ones finger and briefly swiping your partner's coinslot and then inserting it into the unsuspecting person's nasal cavity.

Dude, last night while I was undressing my girlfriend totally pulled a JG Wentworth on my ass! I had no idea how bad my ass stank!!

JG Wentworth by JS&CO August 12, 2011

jg wentworth 

a company that thrives on other peoples misery. structures settlement puchasers

Wow jg wentworth sure is a bunch off assholes, eh?

jg wentworth by officer barbrady April 1, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022