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J.G. Wentworth 

This is a douchebag that handles stupid peoples money. He shouldnt be able to handle his own nads, let alone other peoples hard-earned money. This man is the biggest douchbag EVER.
"its my money, and i need it now!" "STFU J.G. Wentworth!!!"
J.G. Wentworth by Zellular February 23, 2009
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J.G. Wentworth 

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
I have an annuity and I need cash now!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
They've helped thousands they'll help you too.
One lump sum of cash they will pay to you.
If you get long term payments but you need cash now.
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
It's your money, use it when you need it!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
CALL NOW!
J.G. Wentworth
It's my money, and I need it now!
J.G. Wentworth by GainTrain June 2, 2014

JG Wentworth 

The act of secretively taking ones finger and briefly swiping your partner's coinslot and then inserting it into the unsuspecting person's nasal cavity.
Dude, last night while I was undressing my girlfriend totally pulled a JG Wentworth on my ass! I had no idea how bad my ass stank!!
JG Wentworth by JS&CO August 12, 2011

jg wentworth 

a company that thrives on other peoples misery. structures settlement puchasers
Wow jg wentworth sure is a bunch off assholes, eh?
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