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This is a douchebag that handles stupid peoples money. He shouldnt be able to handle his own nads, let alone other peoples hard-earned money. This man is the biggest douchbag EVER.
"its my money, and i need it now!" "STFU J.G. Wentworth!!!"
by Zellular February 23, 2009
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
I have an annuity and I need cash now!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
They've helped thousands they'll help you too.
One lump sum of cash they will pay to you.
If you get long term payments but you need cash now.
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
It's your money, use it when you need it!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
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J.G. Wentworth
It's my money, and I need it now!
by GainTrain June 02, 2014
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The act of secretively taking ones finger and briefly swiping your partner's coinslot and then inserting it into the unsuspecting person's nasal cavity.
Dude, last night while I was undressing my girlfriend totally pulled a JG Wentworth on my ass! I had no idea how bad my ass stank!!
by JS&CO August 08, 2011
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a company that thrives on other peoples misery. structures settlement puchasers
Wow jg wentworth sure is a bunch off assholes, eh?
by officer barbrady April 01, 2008
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