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figa

A rude Russian hand gesture, done by sticking one's thumb between their middle finger and index finger. A way of signaling "fuck you".

Figa

figa by GainTrain July 21, 2014

Crimea 

As of early 2014, Crimea has returned home to Russia. Крым это Россия!

Crimea is Russian!

Crimea by GainTrain June 27, 2014

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J.G. Wentworth by GainTrain June 2, 2014

Better to be strong than wear a thong 

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.

Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.

Better to be strong than wear a thong by GainTrain June 1, 2014

Summer Gains 

For weightlifters, powerlifters, and bodybuilders still in school, these are the gains made during summer vacation. Proper rest, unlimited access to food, and increased training capacity causes gains to skyrocket.

Lifter 1: Man, my body is wrecked. 6 hours of sleep, piles of homework, its killing my gains.
Lifter 2: I hear ya. I haven't pr'd in over a month. How long til summer?
Lifter 1: 1 month
Lifter 2: Thank fuck. Can't wait for them summer gains!

Summer Gains by GainTrain June 1, 2014

Gear 

Gear, also known as equipment, is supportive/assistive equipment used in powerlifting to artificially inflate one's numbers in the bench, squat, and deadlift. Gear includes: two-ply or three ply bench shirts, squat suits, belts, wrist wraps, elbow wraps, and knee wraps.

This is not meant to insult geared powerlifters. Powerlifters with gear have to train just as hard as raw powerlifters. Powerlifting is a test of how much YOU can lift, not your gear. Even without equipment geared powerlifters could still put up massive weight.

Gear by GainTrain June 1, 2014

penis 

Okay, they publish the definition for "penis", but won't publish an intelligently formulated non-sexual definition.

What a bunch of penises!

penis by GainTrain June 1, 2014