7 definitions by GainTrain

A rude Russian hand gesture, done by sticking one's thumb between their middle finger and index finger. A way of signaling "fuck you".
by GainTrain July 22, 2014
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For weightlifters, powerlifters, and bodybuilders still in school, these are the gains made during summer vacation. Proper rest, unlimited access to food, and increased training capacity causes gains to skyrocket.
Lifter 1: Man, my body is wrecked. 6 hours of sleep, piles of homework, its killing my gains.
Lifter 2: I hear ya. I haven't pr'd in over a month. How long til summer?
Lifter 1: 1 month
Lifter 2: Thank fuck. Can't wait for them summer gains!
by GainTrain June 1, 2014
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Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.
Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
by GainTrain June 1, 2014
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Okay, they publish the definition for "penis", but won't publish an intelligently formulated non-sexual definition.
by GainTrain June 2, 2014
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As of early 2014, Crimea has returned home to Russia. Крым это Россия!
Crimea is Russian!
by GainTrain June 27, 2014
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I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!
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I have an annuity and I need cash now!
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One lump sum of cash they will pay to you.
If you get long term payments but you need cash now.
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It's your money, use it when you need it!
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It's my money, and I need it now!
by GainTrain June 3, 2014
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Gear, also known as equipment, is supportive/assistive equipment used in powerlifting to artificially inflate one's numbers in the bench, squat, and deadlift. Gear includes: two-ply or three ply bench shirts, squat suits, belts, wrist wraps, elbow wraps, and knee wraps.
This is not meant to insult geared powerlifters. Powerlifters with gear have to train just as hard as raw powerlifters. Powerlifting is a test of how much YOU can lift, not your gear. Even without equipment geared powerlifters could still put up massive weight.
by GainTrain June 1, 2014
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