J. Ham 

To jack off or to beat during a class or session

Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross

J. Ham by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011

j-ham 

short for jackhammer, j-ham is a term used for a person of incredible and immeasurable coolness

Guy 1: " Who is that guy over there?"
Guy 2: " Thats Joe, he's a j-ham"
Guy 1: " Excellent"

j-ham by Yupman December 2, 2009

J-Ham 

Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side

Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham

J-Ham by MillvilleHooligan May 16, 2018

Hammy J

A hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the penis.

Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.

Hammy J by ttag105 January 1, 2012

j hammer 

Short for 'judgement hammer'. A figurative object that is referenced to indicate a person who is being judgemental or prejudice.

Commonly used for calling someone out or describing a person that makes snap judgements.

Jordan: I didn't get a good vibe from her last night.

Steve: Don't go throwing the j hammer, you barely even talked with each other!

j hammer by RRCsteve February 26, 2011

hammy j

A slang term for handjob.

Yo melissa let me get a hammy j?

Did you get a hammy j from melissa?

hammy j by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008

T.J Hammond 

Thomas James "T.J." Hammond is the son of Bud Hammond and Elaine Barrish. He has a twin brother named Douglas Hammond. He's played by Sebastian Stan. Just like Sebastian he's hot, he overdosed in December.

T.J Hammond is a character played by Sebastian Stan

After that stunt T.J pulled last december boring might do him good

T.J Hammond by Bucky's Doll June 7, 2022