j-ham

short for jackhammer, j-ham is a term used for a person of incredible and immeasurable coolness

Guy 1: " Who is that guy over there?"
Guy 2: " Thats Joe, he's a j-ham"
Guy 1: " Excellent"

by Yupman December 2, 2009

J-Ham

Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side

Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham

by MillvilleHooligan May 16, 2018

J. Ham

To jack off or to beat during a class or session

Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross

by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011

j hammer

Short for 'judgement hammer'. A figurative object that is referenced to indicate a person who is being judgemental or prejudice.

Commonly used for calling someone out or describing a person that makes snap judgements.

Jordan: I didn't get a good vibe from her last night.

Steve: Don't go throwing the j hammer, you barely even talked with each other!

by RRCsteve February 26, 2011

T.J Hammond

Thomas James "T.J." Hammond is the son of Bud Hammond and Elaine Barrish. He has a twin brother named Douglas Hammond. He's played by Sebastian Stan. Just like Sebastian he's hot, he overdosed in December.

T.J Hammond is a character played by Sebastian Stan

After that stunt T.J pulled last december boring might do him good

by Bucky's Doll June 7, 2022

Hammy J

A hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the penis.

Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.

by ttag105 January 1, 2012

hammy j

A slang term for handjob.

Yo melissa let me get a hammy j?

Did you get a hammy j from melissa?

by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008