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short for jackhammer, j-ham is a term used for a person of incredible and immeasurable coolness
Guy 1: " Who is that guy over there?"
Guy 2: " Thats Joe, he's a j-ham"
Guy 1: " Excellent"
j-ham by Yupman December 2, 2009
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Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side
Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham
J-Ham by MillvilleHooligan May 16, 2018
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To jack off or to beat during a class or session
Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross
J. Ham by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011

j hammer 

Short for 'judgement hammer'. A figurative object that is referenced to indicate a person who is being judgemental or prejudice.

Commonly used for calling someone out or describing a person that makes snap judgements.
Jordan: I didn't get a good vibe from her last night.

Steve: Don't go throwing the j hammer, you barely even talked with each other!
j hammer by RRCsteve February 26, 2011

T.J Hammond 

Thomas James "T.J." Hammond is the son of Bud Hammond and Elaine Barrish. He has a twin brother named Douglas Hammond. He's played by Sebastian Stan. Just like Sebastian he's hot, he overdosed in December.
T.J Hammond is a character played by Sebastian Stan

After that stunt T.J pulled last december boring might do him good
T.J Hammond by Bucky's Doll June 7, 2022
A hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the penis.
Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.
Hammy J by ttag105 January 1, 2012
Yo melissa let me get a hammy j?

Did you get a hammy j from melissa?
hammy j by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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