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J-Wanker 

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.
So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?
J-Wanker by anonymous July 12, 2022
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When two people are butt to butt, and one person farts into the other person's butthole.
Me and the girlfriend were sleeping butt to butt, and I slipped her a j-walker
J-walker by CrzCuban27 June 26, 2019
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A J-walker is someone who rocks Jordans all the time.
James: A man you got dem new J's
Tim: Hell yeah, you know I'm a J-Walker
J-Walker by Courtney G. June 14, 2007

J-Walkers 

Proud supporters of JWalk.
"Oh My Gosh, look at that group of J-Walkers"
J-Walkers by ashleeurie September 30, 2007

J.J. Walker

a drink. a mixture of Tropical Punch Kool Aid and Patron.
-"Did we drink all of that Patron, foo?"
-"nah, still got half a fif in the freezer."
-"get me one of dem J.J. Walker's den."
-"aight den, fo sho"
J.J. Walker by mankies December 21, 2008
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026