J-Miller 

This is a man among men. He's passionate and strong. His ambition ever growing and always progressing. His strengths would be described as his ability to remain humble, his ability to adapt to his surroundings, his friendliness and willingness to talk to strangers, and his love for the things that matter most in his life; God, family, and his super adorable girlfriend. If seeing a J-Miller on the street, approach him with a smile, and possibly even a warm hug. But beware, on pay day this untamed beast of a man will buy all the sickest gaming devices to further build his strength as an Elite Gamer. He is unstoppable, and can only be tamed by the love of a beautiful LSU student.

"Dude, I saw J-miller today with his super sick psp and his super cute girlfriend."

J-Miller by PeggyLee March 3, 2010

jmiller 

pronounced "jay-miller"

One who acts like he is holier than everyone else but he/she is a closet homewrecker.

*so named for the j.miller who impregnated his best friend and fellow teammate's wife
*justin miller is a relief pitcher for the san franscisco giants.

Wow! He really pulled a jmiller when he stole his best friend's girlfriend.

jmiller by Tillywonka May 13, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012