A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.
Andrea Joy Cook, literally the hottest being in the fucking universe. This is a very necessary thing for me to put in Urban Dictionary don’t try to change my mind. Plays Jennifer “JJ” Jareau on the best show in the world Criminal Minds and i cannot stress this enough is the hottest human in existence.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Criminal Minds last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude! A.J Cook was way too hot in that episode!
The most perfect celebrity in the world, as featured on Criminal Minds.
This bitch is seriously beautiful. Too beautiful. She looks kind of like a goddess, and her while her fake fighting skills could be worked on a bit, she is a great actress.
She's also a proud Canadian, eh?
Long to short, A.J. is a flawless human being.
Person 1- Hey, I really need to see a beautiful person before my eyes burn out.
Person 2- CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON!!! GO STARE AT A.J.
Person 1- God, wtf, you're fucking insa--*turns on TV* HOLY SHIT SHES SO HOT
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"
"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a hugehairspider fell out onto my hand