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A holiday celebration paying tribute to His Airness on the 23rd of each month, plus an extra J Day on February 3rd (2/3). Commemorators honor his glory by wearing Air Jordan sneakers/apparel, listening to rap music making reference to Michael Jordan, watching/quoting Space Jam, smoking J's when appropriate, and other assorted MJ related activities.
"Picked up some fresh 11's for J Day next month"
"J Day, nigga. J Day!"
J Day by thebonedaddy March 28, 2015
J-Day, 2nd of May every Year all around New Zealand potheads, stoners, and supporters of the NORML organisation come together in peace to protest the harsh and un-nessasary prohibition of Marijuana. The best four hours you will spend all year. Free tunes, buds and munchies.
Stoner: Hey man lets go to J-day!
Pothead: Nah, fuck that i dont really feel like sharing my weed with 400 broke stoners.

Stoner: Your and asshole!
Pothead: yea but i got more weed then you!
J-Day by Demonfel May 11, 2009

Personal J-Day 

It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day
Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"
Personal J-Day by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011

National Fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day 

Boys get to fuck girls whose name starts with a ‘j’. This day is on April 12 . This is the day to lose your virginities ladies. You can’t say no if your asked .
National fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day

are :
Jacklyn,Jenny,jasmine,jocelyn,Jamie,Jenna,
Juliana,julissa,Jennifer,Jessica,jayla,Julia,juliet, Josephine,joana, Jane,janelle,jaslyn,Judith ,Janna,and Janeth,

beat j**mie day 

carson: oh boy what day is it tomorrow!
evan: beat j**mie day!
beat j**mie day by giouwu October 28, 2020

Snow Day Blow J 

Fellatio given to a man who has only home because the weather conditions have closed his school or work.
When I found out my work was going to be closed the next day I told her she had to give me a snow day blow j.
Snow Day Blow J by B_Will January 7, 2010

J.O.times Day 

feb.21 exactly a week after v-times day.. to celebrate with your Jump-Off or sidechick
"I took wifey to a resort for v-times day"wht are u going to do for J.O.times day? " something cheap but nice "movie, drinks, telly"
J.O.times Day by BigDre32 February 14, 2009
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