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A holiday celebration paying tribute to His Airness on the 23rd of each month, plus an extra J Day on February 3rd (2/3). Commemorators honor his glory by wearing Air Jordan sneakers/apparel, listening to rap music making reference to Michael Jordan, watching/quoting Space Jam, smoking J's when appropriate, and other assorted MJ related activities.
"Picked up some fresh 11's for J Day next month"
"J Day, nigga. J Day!"
J Day by thebonedaddy March 28, 2015
J-Day, 2nd of May every Year all around New Zealand potheads, stoners, and supporters of the NORML organisation come together in peace to protest the harsh and un-nessasary prohibition of Marijuana. The best four hours you will spend all year. Free tunes, buds and munchies.
Stoner: Hey man lets go to J-day!
Pothead: Nah, fuck that i dont really feel like sharing my weed with 400 broke stoners.

Stoner: Your and asshole!
Pothead: yea but i got more weed then you!
J-Day by Demonfel May 11, 2009

Personal J-Day 

It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day
Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"
Personal J-Day by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011

National Fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day 

Boys get to fuck girls whose name starts with a ‘j’. This day is on April 12 . This is the day to lose your virginities ladies. You can’t say no if your asked .
National fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day

are :
Jacklyn,Jenny,jasmine,jocelyn,Jamie,Jenna,
Juliana,julissa,Jennifer,Jessica,jayla,Julia,juliet, Josephine,joana, Jane,janelle,jaslyn,Judith ,Janna,and Janeth,

beat j**mie day 

carson: oh boy what day is it tomorrow!
evan: beat j**mie day!
beat j**mie day by giouwu October 28, 2020

Snow Day Blow J 

Fellatio given to a man who has only home because the weather conditions have closed his school or work.
When I found out my work was going to be closed the next day I told her she had to give me a snow day blow j.
Snow Day Blow J by B_Will January 7, 2010

J.O.times Day 

feb.21 exactly a week after v-times day.. to celebrate with your Jump-Off or sidechick
"I took wifey to a resort for v-times day"wht are u going to do for J.O.times day? " something cheap but nice "movie, drinks, telly"
J.O.times Day by BigDre32 February 14, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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