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Job, but censored

This is basically making fun of both people whom seem to censor every word (because trigger warnings, i guess), and unemployed people. Usually, when you say Job, Outside, or any word that would trigger a degenerate on the Internet, they'll say "censor it!" As a joke.
Person 1: Get a job.

Person 2: Ewww! Censor that word!

Person 3: Yeah, say j*b, or at least add a TW before you say that!
J*b by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025
Related Words
J-bag • J-Bomb • j-bird • J.B.F. • J*b • j block • J BOX • j babe • j balvin • J bravo
Referring to employment, a j*b is something only idiots have . It is censored because it scares the unemployed and is considered a slur.
Sigma: Yo bruh wanna flicker munt all day today?
Fucking retarded loser: Nah bruh i got a j*b
J*b by albanianfungus12 June 12, 2025
noun
1.
a paid position of regular employment.
"a part-time j*b"

2.
a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid.
"she wants to be left alone to get on with the j*b"
Similar:
task
piece of work
assignment
project
chore
errand
undertaking
venture
operation
enterprise
activity
business
affair
detail
verb
1.
do casual or occasional work.
"she j*bbed as a waitress until her first role in a movie"
2.
buy and sell (stocks) as a broker-dealer, especially on a small scale.
"his game plan is to buy in then j*b the shares on at a profit"

adjective
1.

A slur against lazy and/or unemployed people.
A: "bro get a j*b" B: "YOU CANT SAY THE J WORD!"
J*b by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
The better word for job
Friend: hey, do you have a job?
Friend's friend: You mean j*b?
J*b by nextcloudtalk50 August 25, 2025
A jb is a strange fellow. at times he acts like he doesn't care, but deep down you know he does. Gets offened easily but thats just all part of the act. likes to play fight wheater he will admit it or not. thinks highly of other people but never of himself. very smart and inteligent. trustworthy. loyal, would never cheat on you. makes you stay up late thinking about him. its hard to mad at him. makes you laugh when you didn't even want to smile. gives very sincere compliments. loves curly hair. most amazing person ever.
j.b. is what you always wanted
J.B. by allyoueverwanted February 7, 2010
To take something from a friend in an unintentional or absentminded way, most often regarding inexpensive or commonplace items.
Hey man, did you J.B. my lighter?
J.B. by quotedeen January 17, 2009
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