1. A rude person who makes stupid, often irrelevant smart-ass remarks that impress no one.
2. A socially inept person who relies on shitty online computer games to feel like he has friends and a life.
3. People who generally cannot take jokes or pranks very well and are easily offended to the point of being immature and pathetic.
4. Someone who is overly attached to his laptop.
5. A male who constantly crosses his legs in a very feminine fashion.
6. Someone who can only talk about himself.
7. A goody-goody who tattles on his friends much like a stuck-up pre-school girl.
8. Someone who flirts with his sister…
9. Someone who thinks that achieving level 99 on Runescape is like having an orgasm.
10. A person who has a scary, nerdy voice that sounds like he had his voice-box removed from smoking too much.
11. Someone who answers questions obviously not directed towards him.
12. One who must use tweezers to masturbate.
2. A socially inept person who relies on shitty online computer games to feel like he has friends and a life.
3. People who generally cannot take jokes or pranks very well and are easily offended to the point of being immature and pathetic.
4. Someone who is overly attached to his laptop.
5. A male who constantly crosses his legs in a very feminine fashion.
6. Someone who can only talk about himself.
7. A goody-goody who tattles on his friends much like a stuck-up pre-school girl.
8. Someone who flirts with his sister…
9. Someone who thinks that achieving level 99 on Runescape is like having an orgasm.
10. A person who has a scary, nerdy voice that sounds like he had his voice-box removed from smoking too much.
11. Someone who answers questions obviously not directed towards him.
12. One who must use tweezers to masturbate.
by FuckRunescapeForever99 March 31, 2011
A (derogatory) term for a Jew, usually implying stinginess. Etymology unknown. Perhaps deriving from a variation on tea bag(?)
by Fred Leesa July 10, 2006
A word commonly used to define one who is constantly trying to scam free shit off of others even though they clearly have more money then them.
Ned pulled another j-bag manuever today; he went down to the cafeteria to get a coffee, but when he went to the register to pay he told the lady it was water.
Ned hobbled his dirty j-bag ass over to Patty's desk to see if he could score some more free shit from her and her co-workers.
Ned hobbled his dirty j-bag ass over to Patty's desk to see if he could score some more free shit from her and her co-workers.
by Gary Madison December 10, 2006
To call a Jewish person a J-bag is a shorter way of calling them a Jew-bag. An annoying member of the Jewish religion.
1. "That damn Goldberg guy came by again yesterday."
2. "That's already five times this week. That friken' j-bag needs to find a hobby..."
2. "That's already five times this week. That friken' j-bag needs to find a hobby..."
by Andy L. February 09, 2008
by kwengface June 01, 2019
Similar to a Tea bag, but when the balls enter the mouth, one must thrust back and forth to allow the balls to swing in the mouth. The complete action follows the form of a J hence the name J-Bag.
May also be used as an insult.
May also be used as an insult.
by Lutacris July 11, 2008
by MrMojoRisin' October 23, 2007