izermaneatsc00ch's definitions

Izerman

Izerman is a beautiful man who loves to sit alone and read books. He usually spends his time rescuing animals and even considers talking to them as on of his many talents. He even has a secret side, preforming as a $tripper on the weekends with a 12 ft shlong.

Woman 1: Woahh!! Izerman is the sexiest man alive, my coochie is TINGLING!!
Woman 2: BACK OFF!! He will eat ME out tonight!!

by izermaneatsc00ch May 28, 2022