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iWant

iWant describes the urge that Apple customers have to be the first to see, touch, buy, own and use Apple products with partial or total disregard for the product's actual market value, total cost of ownership, usefulness in comparison to similar products on the market and/or other important factors that one would normally consider when making a purchasing decision. May be caused exclusively by or by a combination of peer pressure, charismatic leadership, in-vertising and/or viral marketing.

Consumers of with this predisposition are commonly subjected to the Hippy Tax.
Jerry caved in to iWant and bought the iPhone instead of a more practical and functional Smartphone.

James paid a $200 iWant fee when he bought his iPhone on opening day.

It must have been the iWant that made Kerry pay an extra thousand dollars for an aluminum case and an Apple logo on top of a $400 Intel PC.
by Spirit Bear September 20, 2007
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iWant

Someone who HAS to buy the latest gadget.
Phil's such an iWant - he's dying to get his hands on that new phone!
by Alixx January 15, 2007
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iWant

The fanatical desire for an iPhone. The all consuming ilove for all things Apple and the desire to be iloved back by Apple in return.
I tried to control my iWant as I passed the 59th and 5th Apple glass. My iWant passion was overcome by the reality image, scuffling, shoving, elbowing, pickPodding, what my iPhone's ride on the subway would be.
by Elise Miller December 15, 2008
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I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
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i want you in every way possible

Meaning you want them sexually meantally emotionally and physically
by GSOTO April 26, 2017
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If I want your advice...

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!
I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!
by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020
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I want to fucking die

Something you say at the end of every work day when you come home exhausted and life doesn’t make any sense and just isn’t worth it

Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone

Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away
I want to fucking die living is only pain and not worth it
by kuykee11 February 11, 2019
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